I decided that I would like to interview a celebrity. I asked my bipeds for advice about this and they said that I should start small to gain some experience. I gave that some thought and decided to interview Pippin – cats are fairly small!
Pippin has star status because he featured in one of my tales – Inspector Clowie.
Clowie: Thank you for joining me for this interview.
Pippin: That’s purrfectly fine.
C: May I ask you how you came to live with our bipeds?
P: They found me behind the fridge.
C: I don’t mean to be rude, but that sounds like one of those stories that bipeds tell – the stork brought you, we found you under a gooseberry bush, we found you behind the fridge.
P: No, no, it wasn’t our fridge, it was the fridge in a different house – and I remember it quite clearly.
C: Would you care to explain what you were doing behind the fridge?
P: I was trying to get away from my brothers and sisters!
C: Didn’t you like them?
P: It wasn’t that, I enjoyed playing with them some of the time. I just felt the need to have some space of my own and I wanted some independence.
C: I can understand that – I was one of eleven, the pick of the litter in fact.
P: I was really quite pleased when our bipeds chose me from my brothers and sisters and took me home with them. I immediately set about exploring my new home.
C: You weren’t worried about leaving your mother?
P: Well, I was a little bit sorry about that, but I was very pleased to get away from my brothers and sisters. My mother did her best for us, but she was very young and inexperienced.
C: And your father?
P: I never met my father. I don’t think he was what my mother’s bipeds had in mind for her, but the young bipeds left the window open and my mother went out for the evening and she met my father. I think he charmed her and here I am.
C: He left her?
P: Well, her bipeds refused to let her see him again, so I’m told. They didn’t think he was good enough for her – he’s a farm cat and she’s Siamese. But I never saw him trying to get to see us. I think he was too busy hunting and fighting to be a house cat.
C: Did you settle into your new home quickly?
P: Yes, as I said, I set about exploring it as soon as I arrived – I was thrilled to discover that our bipeds had thought of everything I need. I was delighted to be living with our bipeds.
C: I think you moved in with them in the year 2 BC?
P: What’s BC?
C: Before Clowie!
P: I know that you have your own blog now, but I hadn’t realised you have your own calendar as well!
C: What other calendar is there?
P: Well, there’s the Chinese calendar.
C: Oh yes, doesn’t that have the year of the dog?
P: Do you want me to go and hide behind the fridge again?
C: No, I don’t think you’d fit behind there now!
P: That’s true, I’ve grown a lot since those days. I’m glad I no longer feel the need to hide from my family.
C: I’m glad about that as well. I hope you’ll tell me some more about your experiences another time. Thank you.
See you next Wednesday!
Great work here my friend , Thanks for sharing 🙂
Hay Clowie, wat ya bin uo to today? I went to the beach, Humom took photo’s for Misaki as she hasn’t bin there before! It’s bin HOT HOT HOT today but it won’t last.
Catch ya later, just popped by for woofy. 🙂
Big Licks Mollie x
It’s nice of you to pop by! I had an early walk and I’ve been being lazy because it is very hot here today. I will go for a stroll again this evening when it’s cooled down again.
Hello, Clowie – how nice to meet you! I am enjoying reading about your exploits, and I can’t wait to read some more (which my Mum says will have to be tomorrow, as she wants to go to bed). Good stuff! Big woofs from me. 🙂
Hi and thank you, I’m pleased to meet you as well. I’ll be reading more about you and looking at your photos soon.
Hi clowie! You are one beautiful dog!
Thank you! It’s lovely to see you here!
Great interview. You’re a natural!
Thank you, that’s very nice of you!
Hey Clowie, Jet here.
BOL! Good one, Before Clowie calendar! Like that one. Good interview.
Thank you, I’m glad you enjoyed the interview. It’s the best calendar in use!
Hey Clowie, Jet here.
I’ll betcha it is! Do you model for each months photos? 🙂
Since I take journalism classes at Scooby Doo Academy, I appreciate learning other K9’s interviewing styles!
OH… guess what? we gave you an award today. High paws!
Thank you so much! WordPress had put this in the spam – how dare it! My tail is wagging harder than ever!
hmpf those spam trolls…
Mom asked me to share that she thinks seeing you wag would make her smile big time!
You were in the spam again!
It makes most people smile when I wag my tail!
🙂 on the wagging, 😦 on the spam…
My biped has an idea about the spam, she’ll have a look and tell you.
Hehe this is a great interview Clowie! It had me giggling start to finish! 🙂
I’m really glad you enjoyed it!
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